Quote of the day February 13th, 2023

From the Rush Limbaugh TV show 1994, the 14 commandments of the religious left

Feb 13, 2023

Thanks to ConservatismAlive Youtube channel for preserving this clip

“THE COMMANDMENTS According to the Religious Left

1. Thou shalt have no other God except thyself; after all, it's thy self-esteem that counts. If thee don't love thee, who will?

2. Thou shalt not make any graven images out of any substances which cannot be recycled.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of liberals in criticism, including feminists, racial minorities, or any person who thinks he is a victim of America.

4. Remember the anniveraries of Roe v. Wade & Anita Hill's testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, and keep them holy.

5. Honor thy mother. If she's dysfunctional, it's thy father's fault.

6. Thou shalt not kill. With these exceptions: life forms under the second trimester & those opting for medically assisted suicides.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Unless thou aspire to high political office, use a condom, or thou cannot help it.

8. Thou shalt not steal. Unless thou art disadvantaged or upset with a jury verdict.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness. Unless thou art discussing the history of the 1980s, are campaigning for office, or can afford good legal counsel in the event you are discovered- and can ask the American people to pay thy legal bills.

10. Thou shalt not covet. Unless thou art the victim of gender-related oppression, institutional racism, or art still angry with Reagan's tax cuts.

11. Always hide the real truth about thyself.

12. Never admit who or what thou really art when campaigning for office.

13. Always blame someone else for what thou doest- even so far as to blame the entire society.

14. Thou shalt oppose all punishment.” - As seen in the video above

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